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[...] hi [...] did you invite me to the soft launch ~~by accid~~ or was that somebody else

[...] No. I thought it'd be weird if I did.

(Ooc: sent an hour later)
[...] Are you coming?

~~it's actually kind of almost weirder that crawf~~ ok cool thanks. [...] and idk yet.

Right.

[...] Well for what it's worth, I'd ~~want~~ like it if you were there.

~~I know that's weird too~~

[...] like actually or'd you say that to be polite

[...] Actually actually

Hope it's not weird to message you, but I just wanted to say congrats on the restaurant, man.

Lou! It's not weird and thanks, never done a linimal restaurant, not that it should be different but for some reason it feels that way.

Are you going to stop by? I know if you eat the food that it'll be the real test of quality.

Leon! It's good to see you again!

Yes, I got an invite for the soft open, so I was going to come out to support y'all. I promise I won't be too difficult.

How have you been, aside from... well, you know.

You too, I miss your voice of reason and good taste (in food that you don't need to eat).

Be as difficult as you need! Maybe not to Cole, he's worked hard, but I'm willing to take all feedback before the hard open.

I've been...I'm better now. Becoming a linimal wasn't [...] what I thought. Not that I thought it was easy for you guys but I didn't expect it to be so rough.

ok [...] well i mean i'll think about it?? ~~like i know my~~ ~~congrats even if i~~ you know me n fancy parties

I know. But it's not as horribly fancy as you fear.

And [...] think of it as when I used to make you test my new concoctions. Just with other people to grumble with if you need it.

I don't know about all that, but thank you nonetheless. I miss our hangouts.

I'll be nice to him. I think I inadvertently upset him by being like, "Gordon Ramsey isn't going to want to come here" but now we have you, and that's way better, so I'll admit I was wrong and shut up.

Yeah, it kinda sucks when it's sprung on you, sorry to say. I hope it's getting better for you now, though. It's nice to be around other Liminals, makes you feel a lil more normal.

Same.

Ha! I'll take the obvious flattery and you can tell Cole to put up a sign that says 'There's no space for Gordon Ramsey here'.

I guess it's sprung on everyone, just really derails your life plans. Def appreciate some of the shit you guys must've gone through too. And there were Linimals in NYC but you could be as involved or not as you wanted, so this is a nice change. I like it so far?

Ramsey kinda seems like a jerk anyway.

Yeah, I know that all too well. At least you probably didn't punch the first Liminal you met like I did (sorry Rory). I'm glad you're liking it so far. If you need anything or have any questions, let me know, yeah? I can also show you all the good hiking spots where you won't get bothered by children.

If my bar is 'be nicer than Ramsey' then I think I can achieve it.

Given I met you guys before becoming a Liminal...def didn't punch the first one (but are you really sorry, Lou? Really?). I might take you up on the hiking spots.

[...]
Hey. Can I ask a slightly odd question that I'm not sure how to ask Rory?

I think you've already achieved it by not calling me a fucking fuck or whatever.

So you're already ahead of me. Have I got some spots for you!

And yeah, of course. Fire away.

you EVER seen me grumble about free food????

I do like the classic 'idiot sandwich' but I don't feel it's a good one for you. I'll find a different food that fits.

Ahead of the curve (and the children on the hiking trails)!

Is Miss Christopher still around? I missed that cat, she was a connoisseur.

Not my free food! But you're no longer obligated to say nice things about it (to my face) so maybe things have changed.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Maybe something plant-based.

There's a lot of them here and they probably all have Bluetooth speakers.

She is! Alive and thriving!

wow it's not like i traded my manners for the beard.

You...terrible turnip? Listless legume? Sorry son of a sage plant?

Ugh. They fucking bring it on the trails too don't they?

As she should be! Alright that made my day, I'll have to see if Rory is ok with me sending Miss Christopher a care package. I don't know if that crosses a boundary or is too weird. But she was my best taste tester and pretty sure she got me this job in a roundabout way.

The beard suits you. ~~Is that~~ But I didn't know what deal you had to make to make sure it turned out that way.

Ooooh, love 'em. Keep 'em coming.

Yeah, you're out there trying to have a moment and all of a sudden it's Drake blasting out your eardrums. It's offensive.

I feel like Rory would never stand between Miss Christopher and free food. He wouldn't deprive her like that.

Cantankerous carrot? Glib gourd? Batch of bitchy basil?

I think I just felt a bit of bile come up at that.

She is a princess who appreciates the finer things in life, like free food. I think she deserves a reward for the help. Who knew including fancy plated cat meals in your portfolio would put you ahead of the competition?

11/10, no notes.

Yeah, sorry to even inflict that mental image on you.

I knew. I always knew. So did she.

thanks. can't chill with capricorns on thursdays, whenever i say something's a "hop skip and a jump" away i've gotta hip, skip, n jump the whole way, gotta name my firstborn Tallahassee. normal deal with the devil type stuff.

Not the worst deal anyone's made with the devil, and certainly not the worst deal you've made full stop. So can't fault any of it.

I hear Miss Christopher is still alive and her usual grand self. [...] ~~Would it be~~ Do you mind if I send her a care package? Of food. I owe her.

You're getting a new table placecard. Fyi.

I doubt you're actually sorry. Misery loves company.

Ah dear sweet Miss Christopher, always looking out for me.

Ooooh, fancy!

Now you're suffering with me. It's just like old times.

She's good like that.

It really is. I shall try to keep my tears of frustration at the young folk internal rather than external.

Thanks Lou. It's good you're here.

It's good you're here too, Leon.

that mirror was so worth my old tent thanks

[...] warning though, she rushed a sorority and she's picky as hell now. went n got standards.

I told you back then, if you wanted to watch yourself there are better options than selling a perfectly good tent.

She always had standards, she's just finally embraced them.

Or she's been spoiled by everyone in her life. 6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

and you're still wrong!!

spoiled through the fuckin nose

There's a reason I got you another tent next gift giving opportunity.

A princess at heart even now. (Miss Christopher, not you)

ouch. but fair.

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