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DM - 8/3

[loudon lou 🌱]

Thank you. I appreciate that. Maybe something plant-based.

There's a lot of them here and they probably all have Bluetooth speakers.

She is! Alive and thriving!

DM - 8/3

[forseconds Leon Wingrove]

You...terrible turnip? Listless legume? Sorry son of a sage plant?

Ugh. They fucking bring it on the trails too don't they?


As she should be! Alright that made my day, I'll have to see if Rory is ok with me sending Miss Christopher a care package. I don't know if that crosses a boundary or is too weird. But she was my best taste tester and pretty sure she got me this job in a roundabout way.

DM - 8/3

[loudon lou 🌱]

Ooooh, love 'em. Keep 'em coming.

Yeah, you're out there trying to have a moment and all of a sudden it's Drake blasting out your eardrums. It's offensive.

I feel like Rory would never stand between Miss Christopher and free food. He wouldn't deprive her like that.

DM - 8/3

[forseconds Leon Wingrove]

Cantankerous carrot? Glib gourd? Batch of bitchy basil?

I think I just felt a bit of bile come up at that.

She is a princess who appreciates the finer things in life, like free food. I think she deserves a reward for the help. Who knew including fancy plated cat meals in your portfolio would put you ahead of the competition?

DM - 8/3

[loudon lou 🌱]

11/10, no notes.

Yeah, sorry to even inflict that mental image on you.

I knew. I always knew. So did she.

DM - 8/3

[forseconds Leon Wingrove]

You're getting a new table placecard. Fyi.

I doubt you're actually sorry. Misery loves company.

Ah dear sweet Miss Christopher, always looking out for me.

DM - 8/3

[loudon lou 🌱]

Ooooh, fancy!

Now you're suffering with me. It's just like old times.

She's good like that.

DM - 8/3

[forseconds Leon Wingrove]

It really is. I shall try to keep my tears of frustration at the young folk internal rather than external.




Thanks Lou. It's good you're here.

DM - 8/3

[loudon lou 🌱]

It's good you're here too, Leon.